Donald Trump and Megan Mullally finished singing “Green Acres” at the 2005 Emmys. They waited for their applause. Behind them, a vortex opened. “MORE!” it shouted. “CLAP! GIVE THEM MORE! JUST SAY YOU LOVED IT! IT WAS A VIRAL MOMENT AND YOU LOVED IT! YOU WERE LAUGHING WITH IT, NOT AT IT, AND IT WAS A VIRAL MOMENT!”

First Lady Melania Trump, a former model, is rather indifferent about making appearances on magazine covers, having already appeared on the cover of Vogue in 2005 in her wedding dress when she