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Man found with a live turtle concealed in his pants by TSA at a New Jersey airport
A Pennsylvania man who was going through security at a New Jersey airport was found to have a live turtle concealed in his ...
The Mary Sue on MSN22h
Pennsylvania man caught trying to smuggle live turtle through customs in his pants
The urge to smuggle contraband through airport security brings out the inner criminal in all of us, but one Pennsylvania ...
Pennsylvania Man Puts TSA Staff On Alert With Live Turtle In His Pants: 'He Obviously Wasn’t Circumcised'
A passenger passing through a New Jersey airport was greeted by TSA and found to have a live turtle in his pants.
Virginia Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those'
The Virginia Zoo responded to rumors of an escaped gorilla in Norfolk by confirming that not only were all of its animals ...
Winnipeg Free Press18h
Winnipeg composer’s Carnegie dreams crumble after border snafu
Balfour, who’s artistic director of the Winnipeg-based Dead of Winter ensemble, had been scheduled to debut Saturday at ...