Almost always TCP. It's more important in IM that the data be relayed intact, without loss of fidelity. Doesn't matter how many times it has to be resent. Just as long as it reaches its …

May 15, 2022 · TCP if your parents making sure you've cleared the vegetables on your plate before you go for seconds. UDP is your grandparents constantly piling more food on your plate …

Aug 2, 2022 · I'd tell you another TCP joke, but if you didn't get the last one then you're not going to get this one.

Apr 21, 2015 · I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it. So here's a TCP joke. Archived post. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast.

Apr 30, 2020 · UDP is the equivalent without checks, e.g. packets are send and assumed to arrive properly (hence the image). This is considerably faster, and as such often used for …

Oct 23, 2021 · the best explanation of TCP vs UDP This thread is archived New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast 8 comments Best

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Nov 10, 2021 · Not really, more like TCP is UDP that keeps throwing babies forever until it hears 1 of them land and splat.

If it was tcp, the packets would all come later so you would habe to catch up which would make it all even worse. Also, lets say there are 20 update packets a second, if one UDP packet was, …

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