"Hey man, I just wanted to say thank you again for driving me.""Uh-huh.""Ever since I got divorced, my license was suspended, and I was banned as a passenger from all the AI taxi apps, it's been a real bear to get around, which is funny because—""You're in a bear costume.""That's right, Boo-Boo buddy.""Don't do the voice. If you told me when you called that you're headed to a Sino-Furry Saturnalia, your cartoon arctother ass wouldn't be in my car right now.""Hey, *Yiff in the Chinese New Year* a