Parenting in a nutshell... one measly Catan bathroom break and suddenly one kid grabs you by the face and smashes his forehead into yours for four minutes straight yelling, “yoooouuuuuuu...” while another kid takes a crap with the door open a few feet away and screams at you to listen to his story about turds flooding the house. And for some insane reason I’m grateful beyond measure. | Alan Ritchson