3.1M views · 75K reactions | “Last week, I told my wife, ‘I need a home improvement loan.’ She gave me a thousand dollars to move out.” | Rodney Dangerfield | Facebook

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“My wife and I, we never have sex. We get undressed, we can’t stop laughing.” | Rodney Dangerfield

Key moments from 1992 L.A. riots: On the third day of the riots, Rodney King made an emotional plea for peace. See more here: http://abc7.la/2pnd4lt | ABC7